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     QuakeCon 2006 (Page 6) - The Main Event, Part 1

The cup stacking and quake logos were actually done during the main event, but these are shots from the main event itself.

     Quake 4 Finals

Quake4 2v2 Finals at QuakeCon 2006

This is a shot of the 2v2 finals.  Meh, these photos aren't particularly exciting, so I'll just put one up.  Of course, the gameplay was exciting, but I can't exactly capture that very well with a still shot.

<>     Circus Show

I forgot exactly what they called themselves, but "circus" was in the title.  To be honest, I wasn't too impressed by this one.  Their acts didn't necessarily take much talent -- just guts... or stupidity.

Making a lot of racquet

So she fits through an oversized racquet...

Busting his balls...

I guess you have to give it to this guy, though.  He may not have the most glamorous job at Blockbuster, but he's busting his balls to get it done.  This is actually take 2.  The block didn't break properly on the first try.  He must either like pain or not want to have any children.

He can stomach the pain...

So next on the list is cutting fruit.  With a machete.  While it rests on various body parts.  I suppose this is where I should use my sharp wit and insert some cutting remark.

Balloon Sword Swallowing

Balloon sword swallowing.  I think they were just trying to see how obscene they could be and get away with it.  At least this one was blue.  The one before that was almost a perfect flesh tone, but it popped... I won't go there.

Straitjacket

You may think this straitjacket escape comes from many hours of practice in the circus.  In reality, it comes from real world experience, because these people are insane.

The Human Pincushion

The Human Pincushion... the guy in the center.  You were looking at SpICeY, weren't you?  Don't lie.  So, yeah, he just stuck pins in himself...

The Human Pincushion

... then had audience members come up and pull them out.  I spared you the shots containing blood.  This wasn't an illusion.  This was the result of poorly designed straitjackets at a mental facility.

     Guitar Hero Finals

Guitar Hero Finals at QuakeCon 2006

I've never played this game, but I downloaded this Frets on Fire game, which I think is pretty close, and sucked horribly at it.  Thinking back, it makes the songs these guys were doing most impressive.

Jamin' away

I guess the guy on the right was the "hero".  The crowd actually begged for an encore, and the guy on the left did a lot better on the second song.  Kind of sucked to be him.  I think he was probably the better player -- just didn't know the first song as well.

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Created Aug.30.2006, Commentary and photographs (c) 2006 Nathan "jitspoe" Wulf
Names and things in the photos (c) Whoever They Belong To.